Category: Joke Board
I'm You-Know-Who. Want to go you-know-where, do you-know-what?
Want to find out why they call me "Moaning"?
I know I'm old, but I can still keep my hat upright.
i don't need a felix felicses to get lucky tonight.
Wanna watch Muggle on Muggle action?
You want to feel how hard my sorcerers stone is?
Lets see how long you can take a womping willow..
I'el drive my broom right into your goblet of fire if you eat my chocolate frog.
I want to put your wand in my leaky cauldron.
How about i'll be the seeker so i can get your snitch.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Do you speak parceltoung? cause your making my snake rise.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro cuz you're growing me a bone.
wanna take a ride on the hogwarts express? ;)
I might be a dementor, but souls arent the only thing I suck.
I'm very handy with my wand. I guess ollivander knew I liked it hard ;).
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
You'll stay alive forever when you touch my philosopher stones.
You don't even have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on!
You can stick your wand in my pheonix feathers anytime.
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes?
Wow! Some of those were really Great! lol!
Heh. I snickered.